December 2009
Dec 18th
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welches baby ist der beste baby? eine totes baby!
haha no, not really. it’s just something alex says in german class to freak people out because she REALLY HATES BABIES WITH A BURNING PASSION. i wouldn’t be surprised if she decided to sterilize herself one day. anyways, i’m so happy i got a 97 on my “return of the native” final test. it was with a 10 point curve because apparently everyone did really shitty. i...
Dec 18th
Listen“rust” - telekinesis!
Dec 17th
i guess all my teachers love telling us about...
i have 125 words to study for on friday’s five unit vocabulary test. WAY TO TELL US TWO DAYS BEFORE! and i have an entire test on the holocaust tomorrow and she just told us what to study for today. that’s just great i am cramming in two months worth of information in approximately a day. four more full days of school left until WINTER BREAK! that means i have to hurry up and start...
Dec 17th
Dec 16th
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i'm gonna give you to the count of ten to get your...
okay i really need to find something entertaining to do in life again besides doing homework, stuffing food down my throat, and trying to maintain a decent social life. what i didn’t do this year but should have done: GONE TO MORE CONCERTS: I ONLY WENT TO ONE THIS YEAR AND IT WAS TASTE OF CHAOS BECAUSE I WON THOSE TICKETS FROM SWAGBUCKS went to the gym more often instead of trying to...
Dec 16th
Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
coldsores
need to gtfo right now. i am not stressed out, i’m getting enough sleep, i’m getting my vitamins, so why am i getting another one?
Dec 15th
cluck u vs. chinese take out
eleni: i want boneless wings and lo mein
me: rofl order from two different places!
eleni: what if like
eleni: they both showed up at the same time
eleni: and had an epic battle
eleni: of which one hands me my food first
eleni: OH MY GOD THAT WOULD BE SO AWESOME
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eleni: my moms afraid of me ordering and opening the door
eleni: my brothers like ill give you my knife, and the gun
eleni: and so if he goes "gimme the money" you can be like "no, pull out the gun, you give me YO money fool"
Dec 15th
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december 22nd
i get to see my SAT scores online. either i did pretty decent or i did really bad because i thought i actually did okay. that’s usually the way it is for me. let’s just hope that: - not finishing the final sentence of your essay is okay - missing 6 questions on a critical reading passage because the proctor gave us the wrong ending time won’t screw me up - i did not...
Dec 14th
“If you guys know so much about women, how come you’re here at like the Gas...”
– - Lloyd Dobbler
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Dec 13th
Loving and taking good care of yourself is the...
(via hfelix)
Dec 13th
SONIC FINALLY OPENED
it feels great to have the only sonic in central jersey about five minutes away from my house
Dec 13th